December 11th, 2017
December time is here, and
The sun is shining bright,
The barbecues are firing and
The beer’s certainly not light.
Lots of conversations
Around the table were had,
“OMG did you see her new car?”
“This SUV craze doesn’t look like a fad!”
Barry bought a caravan
And Martin took home a boat!
Thommo bought a Harley,
And Jenny got an expensive coat.
Barry checked the bank,
Martin asked his folks,
Thommo begged his missus,
Jenny’s husband began to choke.
When one by one
They were told it was looking glum,
They turned to each other and said
“Gosh I wish I had someone who could handle this for me instead!”
Insert Connective Broker
Smartest in all the land
Who came up with the solution
That gave hope to the whole band.
“I’ve got BOLT and Ratesetter,
Pepper Money too
Leave it all to me
Our solutions are far from few!”
So with gusto they set to work
Toiling all the while
And within a few days
Everyone had a smile.
Barry went camping,
Martin was on the river
Thommo’s missus loved the new rig,
Jenny’s bank account was left with more than a sliver.
And so ends this tale of Christmas indulgence,
Christmas for these poor folks had been saved
Not one could speak higher of their mate the broker
And much extra spending money for the broker was certainly paid!